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So what are you dining off tonight?

A plate, upon which will be some pieces of a dead pig and some potatoes, probably fashioned into mash. I shall wash this delight down with messrs Stella Artois finest wifebeater.


Pork Loin with a Chillie and extra mature Cheddar sauce. All slipped down with a very cold Spanish Rose. I wont tell you its name otherwise all you peasants will rush out and buy it and force its price up.
Hackbraten, German meatloaf, served cold, with new spuds, salad and weissen bier, about as exciting as it sounds but it certainly puts a nice shine on your sh'it.

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