so this is christmas

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by haggler, Dec 29, 2011.

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  1. And what have you done ?

    Looking for a little magic ?

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    I love trays of brew and gooey cheese as much as the next man but christmas really is about giving.

    donate or donate your time maybe to a lonely pensioner ?

    Next time i am raddled and getting bundled out of a hostelry i will have a warm feeling and should i die early maybe a bit of insurance ?
  2. I am doing my duty in keeping Whelks satisfaction levels up. It's Gods work.
  3. while patrolling the ladies in my shabby workplace i espied a long wispy pube on the seat of the ladies latrine.

    After clearing the andrex bobble i used it as floss.

    I put a euro in the candle at our christmas eve service and felt absolved.

    I have since however developed a raging sore throat and a furry tongue.

    can you get the dreaded lurgi from a two day shed pube ?