A young girl walks in and sees her mother in the shower. She asks, "What's that, mommy?" The mother says, "It's a vagina." So the girl says, "When will I get one of those?" "When you're a teenager," the mother replies. Later on, the little girl walks in on her father while he's showering. "What's that, daddy?" "It's a penis," he replies. "When will I get one of those?" she asks. The father says, "As soon as your mother leaves for work." Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water. "Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender. The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"