So Redshift...what do I do? Apparently half of you hate me and other half like me - should I stay or leave for good?

goodoldboy

MIA
Book Reviewer
Moi, lie shame on you. I don’t need to lie about nothing I post on this site, the truth is out their just not very appropriate for this site. I mean if we believed everything posted, well Nanny would have to incinerate Sebastian and that would make me very bereft. Life can be cruel but worry not take an Arrse a day and all your troubles wash away.
I suspect people get really het up on this site, because they know fook all about what a poster did or did not do, and their is absolutely no opportunity to actually find out either? That must wind so many posters up, you know the ones who lock themselves in their bedroom having told mummy and daddie they are going to bo-bo-land when in fact they are masturbating to low class porn or even kiddy porn who knows. And nothing and I mean nothing winds them up more than not being the center of attention.
So you low life’s, here’s the buis on Robme, oh fook no I can’t tell you it’s all covered my the official secrets act and I would with pleasure have to slaughter you if so much as a word of my military (see what I did there) career leaked out. But what I can tell you is nope I can’t tell you about my sneaky beeky stuff on the Falklands and Argentina nor my tabing in Afghanistan back in the 80’s. Was he a Trog, did he serve with the Paras was he even one of ‘them’ (you should see the black nasty i’v got stored in my shed, just in case as you do). Can you believe him (is he even a he or am I a trany, radio 2) or was I a LMF, who lasted 1 hour and left coz I wet myself?
These are the secrets that one has to take to his grave, not the book writer me, nor star of propostrious sudo-fake SAS wanna be programmes. Nope i’m Just Robme regular poster on Arrse, coz I like it.
Go to bed you silly old cunt...
 
A bit harsh, especially as am not on bennies..
Sorry but you are the foreign Devil, and they only have so many resources to go around.

The U.K. should worry about their own first.
You will get old and be a drain on society in due time. The home team is the priority.

If they ever purge, you are officially fucked.
 

Londo

LE
@redshift You seem like a decent enough bloke .... but for Gawds sake , post 6 times a day and not 60 . You will be a lot better thought of .
 

NSP

LE
Bile me old mucker, you don’t need to ignore me or give the impression that you don’t know me from Adam? What about our cosy evenings on the rhepperbahn, when we used to volunteer to wankstain the Male Models? Or those cosy nights in, in the billet helping each other to nirvana. Mind you life got better once you removed your falsies. Or the evenings you got hammered on the plumes from the barmaids apron, those were the days. Or the time we borrowed a stallie and flogged your arse along the side of the B432, god I had to beat the punters off and keep an organised que. And when we got back and you said we had made 100dm and 50ph, and I said which cheap sod gave you 50ph, and you replied all of them (boom boom).
Those were the days Bile.
So how’s Broadmore these days, nice to see them letting you have access to the site.
 

Robme

LE
WTF is 50ph? If you'd served in Germany (or at all), you'd know its 50 pfg.
PS, it's Reeperbahn, fumes from a barmaid's apron and Broadmoor.
Excuse me, you Von wankenstain, if you read my signature box you would understand the depth of the fook I do not give about my spelling & Grammar
It’s the tinternet fool.
It’s not an on-line English masters course.
 

Robme

LE
Bile i’v just got one thing to say here, NIG.
2017, you joined up in 2017, can I suggest that you sit tidy and let the big boys guide you, before you wobble any more.
In the meantime and until you learn to respect your elders and betters i’ll put you on ignore where low-life wibblers like you belong.
 
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Robme

LE
Sorry but you are the foreign Devil, and they only have so many resources to go around.
The U.K. should worry about their own first.
You will get old and be a drain on society in due time. The home team is the priority.
If they ever purge, you are officially fucked.
You’ve got that in one, we spunk up the wall billions each year on foreign aid, whilst paying our pensioners one of the lowest pensions in the EU. We actually give citizens of Pak land a cash card which lets them draw The equivalent of £35pm. Moreover it is widely reported that their are gang members running who gets the cards, and many of whom keep many of the cards for their own thieving selfs. We run similar Ponzi style schemes for Indian bods. Both countries can afford to build and store Nuclear weapons, and India is planing to send up manned space rockets. And, remind me somebody, why do we give them anything?

Question for you LJonesy;
Is it still the case that non-US citizens can join the US Navy, thus acquiring US Citizenship at the end of their contract?
 

goodoldboy

MIA
Book Reviewer
Why, wound up are you?
No, just embarrassed at a grown man making such a spectacular fool of himself. Get a grip for goodness sake and step away from the keyboard when you are hammered. When you return to some sort of normality, have a read of your posts and then decide if they are sensible. Wound up? I am no Saint myself but wound up - oh no, I would rather have a bloody good laugh instead...
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
Excuse me, you Von wankenstain, if you read my signature box you would understand the depth of the fook I do not give about my spelling & Grammar
It’s the tinternet fool.
It’s not an on-line English masters course.
Perhaps, it should be in your case, you illiterate dog shagger.
 
Bile i’v just got one thing to say here, NIG.
2017, you joined up in 2017, can I suggest that you sit tidy and let the big boys guide you, before you wobble any more.
In the meantime and until you learn to respect your elders and betters i’ll put you on ignore where low-life wibblers like you belong.
Go to bed, you're drunk.
 
Bile i’v just got one thing to say here, NIG.
2017, you joined up in 2017, can I suggest that you sit tidy and let the big boys guide you, before you wobble any more.
In the meantime and until you learn to respect your elders and betters i’ll put you on ignore where low-life wibblers like you belong.
You daft cunt.

Most people who meet you make drinking motions behind your back.
 

StBob072

LE
Book Reviewer
You daft ****.

Most people who meet you make drinking motions behind your back.


If it's not bravo Bravo's sock winding people up and succeeding, I will buy everyone who has replied to it a virtual pint.
 

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