So, not all footballers are soft!!

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  1. It seems that the old argument of fotballers not being as hard as rugby players may disputable. Dundee Utd's David Goodwillie Or is this a solo incident? Does anyone know of any other sporting David and goliath storys?
  2. Almost certainly the exception that proves the rule, although big Duncan Ferguson could have a scrap as well.

    That Rugby player is going to get the p1ss ripped out of him by his team-mates! :lol:
  3. goodwillie and Ferguson, both started at United and both come from the Sterling area. Could Goodwillie be Fergusons love child?
  4. Given that the article indicated that all the bleeding was from back of head it sound like he may have been hit with something from behind. That might explain it.
  5. Jaisus, and the fella was 18 stone too! You need rather large ones to take on somebody of that size, so fair play to the lad indeed.

  6. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    One of my fav stories is about Big Dunc.

    After finding some chavs had broken into his house he had a word and when phoning 999 the operator asked if he needed the police for the two cherubs.

    No an ambulance will be fine was his response.

    I mean who sits in a pub and says, you know what lets break in to Duncan Fergersons house, that'll be a soft touch......
  7. They come from Scotland's biggest furniture shop??
  8. Not since the 60s and 70s, when you had true f*cking hard bast*ards. 8O
  9. See you and raise: three scumbags break into a house in LA. They tie up the woman they find inside and begin to ransack the place, until one of them picks up a photo of the woman and her husband...Dolph Lundgren! 8O :twisted:

    Cue three idiots dropping everything and running for their lives. God must love fools, because Big Dolph was out of town shooting a movie. Otherwise we may have been talking about a triple Darwin Award! :lol:
  10. Every dog has his day.