So Northerners really are thickies

BrunoNoMedals

LE
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#4
I've just been reading that, and have to say that the map in now way shows a definite North/South divide. There are "educational blackspots" all over the country, including a couple right outside Londonistan, and plenty of areas up and down the country with high levels of education. It talks about the high level of education in the capital without discussing the possibility (probability?) that plenty of people educated elsewhere migrate there for the jobs. Then again I'm northern and thick so maybe I'm missing something.
 
#5
Mind you, Birmingham was highlighted for being especially bad. I don't count Birmingham to be in the North, it's South of the Trent.

Derbyshire is sheep-fucking inbred central, followed by Wales and Cumbria. Ilkeston stands as proof that Derbyshire is worse
 
#7
There's so many ugly munters up north you can't really blame 'em for prefering to relax with a sheep, I should imagine the pillow talk would be of a higher quality too!
 
#9
The North is to the South, what Africa is to Europe. Most of it could be depopulated and demolished, resulting in a final net gain to UK PLC.

That said, I'd still quite like to live in the Borders.
 
#11
Could it be due to the economic situation, employment levels and standard of living that contributes to the low levels of achievement in the North, or is it a working class problem?

I remmeber in University, most students were mainly from other European countries and Asia..I hardly saw any local there...very rare and people from cyprus outnumbed them all.

I think people are happy doing minor jobs for little pay as long as their basic needs are met...I think due to the lack of ambition people in the North maybe reluctant to sacriface taking their careers forward into new realms or maybe too lazy to to do..who knows.
 
#12
Fucking hell! A coherent and sensible post from the goat raper!

Sadly I am inclined to agree with much of what he says too.

[pauses to swallow sick]

I tend to agree that the work ethic in this country is being eroded along with the drive to succeed and excel.
 

Ravers

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#13
It's true, Northerners are thick as fuck. I'm married to one.
 
#14
I've heard the horror stories. But, as a Notts lad, I am inclined to believe those strange folk in neighbouring Derby are 1st class sheep shagging inbreds
As a southern shandy drinker living in Nottingham I shall attempt to to reply to you in your native tongue.

Yeh duckeh, them Derby rammel are always gooin' abaaht reckoning they are summat the dutty boggehs!!


Anyone else that wants to try a bit of Notts speak try the following - Tony Hadley out of Spandau Ballet should be said as "Toneh Hadleh aht eh Spandah Balleh"
 
#15
The survey's bollocks. Probably based on questionnaire results. In the South, the interviewers probably had to stop 1000 people in order to get 100 questionnaires completed because 900 of them couldn't read the form...
 
#16
The survey's bollocks. Probably based on questionnaire results. In the South, the interviewers probably had to stop 1000 people in order to get 100 questionnaires completed because 900 of them couldn't read the form...
Probably right. If it was in Urdu or Arabic however...
 
#17
As a southern shandy drinker living in Nottingham I shall attempt to to reply to you in your native tongue.

Yeh duckeh, them Derby rammel are always gooin' abaaht reckoning they are summat the dutty boggehs!!
Bloomin heck... even on a forum do we get southerners trying to speak Erewash valley and we end up with Yorkshire ... it's bog'gers.

Nottingham is 3rd world communist state, it's modelled it's traffic infrastructure on the old eastern block model..... I know I'm from sophisticated Long Eaton (Solihull of the North)..... Derby, well it supplies peasants for the work force.
 
#18
Could it be due to the economic situation, employment levels and standard of living that contributes to the low levels of achievement in the North, or is it a working class problem?

I remmeber in University, most students were mainly from other European countries and Asia..I hardly saw any local there...very rare and people from cyprus outnumbed them all.
Boring were they?
 
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cloudbuster

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#19
Bloomin heck... even on a forum do we get southerners trying to speak Erewash valley and we end up with Yorkshire ... it's bog'gers.

Nottingham is 3rd world communist state, it's modelled it's traffic infrastructure on the old eastern block model..... I know I'm from sophisticated Long Eaton (Solihull of the North)..... Derby, well it supplies peasants for the work force.
Reeet, mi'duck. Or is that pre-East African Asian-invasion Leicester. I forget. Could even be a Corby dialectic from the days before invasion by the resettled North British.
 
#20
Bloomin heck... even on a forum do we get southerners trying to speak Erewash valley and we end up with Yorkshire ... it's bog'gers.
...awaits informative lecture on the use of "ginnell", "gennell" and "jennell"...
 

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