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So if you could choose any personal weapon what would it be?

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tachyon cannon excluded.....

1. Chopped FN Fal 7.62mm - folding stock.

2. AK 47 - 74

3. Galil 5.56mm
 
A lazer partical de-celerator with the ability to launch 5.56mm Tactical Image identifying nuclear tips.
 
a kitten on a bungee cord

a bottle full of tramps piss hand grenade

a false limb with a bayonet

or my all time favourite a fully dung laden finger and the willingness to use it.
 
A stick gun with under-slung potato launcher. (and a string sling).
 

Daede

Old-Salt
1. A red chilli (ever chopped one and then accidently rubbed your eye/todger?)

2. A bit of wood with nails sticking out.

3. A vial of Ebola.
 

GrumpyOG

Old-Salt
Lee Enfield Mk3 .303" with Sword bayonnet

Pump action yoghurt gun

A rolled up copy of "Big Ones Monthly"

:D
 
shortfuse said:
a kitten on a bungee cord

a bottle full of tramps piss hand grenade

a false limb with a bayonet

or my all time favourite a fully dung laden finger and the willingness to use it.

You cunt! I nearly died of laughter at that! :D
 
1. Pen 1 s

2. Medium sliced loaf

3. Sonic toothbrush (Fully charged of course) :D
 
Daede said:
Change Friends to 'Will and Grace' and you would be locked up by the Hague.

Friends is still potent - and banned by most civilised and sentient warfighting nations.

I notice the first poster on this thread chose actual weapons - sick or what?
 
Left hand oar from my dingy

Bit of coax cable laying on the floor in front of me

And my trusty dog Max
 

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