So, how many Chavs are on ARRSE?

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#1
The wife did this test today and discovered she is 67% chav. (I've now thrown her out.)

Chav Test

I scored 20% but I suspect only because the wife was dragging me down.
 
#5
39%.

That's not fair, nobody in America calls it "pudding"! And the only reason I call it a toilet is because they didn't have an option for "shitter."

Fair enough, I have pissed in the street before.
 
#7
48% CHAV!!!!

Going to bury my head in shame wearing my 2RGJ t-shirt to try to remove the shame.
 

oldbaldy

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#10
9% but then I'm old!
 

RP578

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#14
35% Chav, but FFS look at some of the questions!

39. Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits?
I was a Mod for crying out loud!!! There was only enough shirt showing to reveal how skinny your tie was. And no, Mod does equal Chav!
 
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RP578 said:
35% Chav, but FFS look at some of the questions!

39. Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits?
I was a Mod for crying out loud!!! There was only enough shirt showing to reveal how skinny your tie was. And no, Mod does equal Chav!

You rather missed the point of that question old boy!

A Chav suit would only have 3 buttons, 1 on each cuff and one on the front. A decent Single Breaster will have at least 11 for a town suit (3 front, 4 on each cuff) and 9 for a country suit (3 on each cuff). Doubles have at least 14!

It is a reverse question!
 
#20
30% cHAV,

Must have been pi$$ing in the street after a skinfull of Stella before staggering home for a tasty Post Pub Pot Noodle that tipped the balance.

Bugger!
 
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