So how long had you been on Facebook before you got offered.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, Feb 2, 2009.

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  1. Under a week

    3.7%
  2. Under a month

    11.9%
  3. Still waiting

    41.0%
  4. What's Facebook?

    12.7%
  5. What's a shag?

    30.6%

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  1. ... a shag?

    I'd been on four weeks before a friend of a friend decided she would have to have me. Never even met the lass!
     
  2. .. I've been on about a year and a half..

    .... still waiting.

    (C*UNT)
     
  3. 10 minutes......but I did sign myself up to Markintimes mums page ;)
     
  4. people offer themselves out on facebook? when did this happen? :cry:
     
  5. It probably helps to be as handsome and charming as I am.... :twisted:
     
  6. Whats she like?
     
  7. I'v had a few people threaten me via PM on facebook, but no offers to swapping spit.
     
  8. A bit of a saggy minge....but it'll do :)
     

  9. At what point did the fact that she was a trainee taxidermist come to light?
     
  10. Neither I nor anyone I know have been offered sex, or even coffee and a chat, via Facebook.



    ...don't look at me, I'm hideous! (runs away crying)
     
  11. We're not "mates" now :)