So, How High Did You Score?

#1
A new superhero is born...He's 67 years old and from Bulgaria...what a man..!!!

It took 5 blood tests to get conclusive results but this man is a champ...He scored a blood-alcohol level of 0.914!!!@!

when the highest near fatal level recorded is 0.55 and most jurisdictions toss you in the can and won't let you behind the wheel if you blow 0.08..this is a real manly man who can hold his liquor.. Knocked down by a car in traffic he remained conscious and talking to police officers..on the spot breathylizers were thought to be malfunctioning.. but 5 tests by stunned doctors proved it..

May his liver be preserved in a museum!! [ not that it isn't probably pickled already ]...

puts my one and only brush with the drinking police to shame...
 
#2
A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"
8)
 
#3
WEATHERMAN1956 said:
A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"
8)
Still at it I see. :roll:
 

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