So Happy Hogmany you bunch of bastards.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Flash MacTavish, Dec 31, 2012.

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  1. I'm off to crack a bottle of bubbly, and see if one of the Russians in the block next to us will manage to blow a few fingers off with one of those dodgy Polish bangy things.
  2. Fuck off. Cunt.
  3. Cunt. Fuck Off.
    And a blow job from some Russian tart?
  4. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  5. Happy new year to you all.

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  6. Fuck off shit cunt
  7. Damn...I'm on a roll.
  8. Uckfay offay untcay.
  9. Sorry, don't speak Aussie...
  10. Fireworks have died down here, so time to take the dog out for a squirt. She made it through this year fairly well, although I suspect that the 0.33 bottle of Pils I mixed in with her food tonight helped with that.
  11. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    I don't care what you cynical bastards think but we in the UK don't half put on a good show... (Olympics and tonight) and the compliments and attention from some Texan bird is causing The Scarey One to start bubbling like a magma chamber... lol,
  12. Bowmore_Assassin

    Bowmore_Assassin LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    No win for you. Only a total cunt can win. You are just an ordinary cunt.

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  13. I'm sorry if I give the impression that I give a fuck. I don't. I'm in some God forsaken shit hole despite the fact that the Government doesn't give a flying fuck even though I've risked multiple STDs for 28 years...
    Where was I. Oh yes. Fuck off.

  14. Get back to work and stop fukking about on the t'internet ..........CUNT :drunken:
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