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So did the Wifey/girlfriend/boyfind etc like what you bought them?

#1
I got lucky, made her a shelf for her kitchen out of reclaimed wood and a bit of varnish. She liked it that much that she wants it on the wall because before she twigged on what it was she thought it was a piece of Japanese art. Other than that the rowing top I bought her was too small for the 38 dd's, look good in it though :)
 
#2
I got lucky, made her a shelf for her kitchen out of reclaimed wood and a bit of varnish. She liked it that much that she wants it on the wall because before she twigged on what it was she thought it was a piece of Japanese art. Other than that the rowing top I bought her was too small for the 38 dd's, look good in it though :)
Obviously, we will be requiring photographic evidence of the rowing top.
 
#3
Obviously, we will be requiring photographic evidence of the rowing top.
PORNOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of the 38dd's would be better =|

I got the wifey an Android Nexus she loved it soooo much she insisted on getting dolled up in sussies/stockings and making out in the bedroom, then made breakfast wearing the same and added 5" high heels.

NB: Apart from the android the rest is a fabrication of my hungover mind :-(
 
#6
For a change my Mrs actually liked her present, which makes a change. Tried a bit harder this year as she didn't appreciate the axle stands she received last year.

Enough of that, though, back to the 38DD's...

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#8
For a change my Mrs actually liked her present, which makes a change. Tried a bit harder this year as she didn't appreciate the axle stands she received last year.

Enough of that, though, back to the 38DD's...

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You mean you gave her the instructions on how to use the trolley jack you gave her this year. You old romantic you
 
#15
Cadbury's chocolate, if my niece goes to bed soon I might be able to pinch a whole bag.

That's worth a bit of stocking clad leg at least....
Not unless 38DD refers to her kneecap size it isn't. Photographic evidence of the rowing top is what's required. :)



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#17
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One of the knee caps for you, not the top, I aint taken one you think i'm a perv or something. Not to self remove tomorrow when not the wrong side of a drink or two and before I get into trouble
 

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