So did the Wifey/girlfriend/boyfind etc like what you bought them?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Joshing-lens, Dec 25, 2012.

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  1. I got lucky, made her a shelf for her kitchen out of reclaimed wood and a bit of varnish. She liked it that much that she wants it on the wall because before she twigged on what it was she thought it was a piece of Japanese art. Other than that the rowing top I bought her was too small for the 38 dd's, look good in it though :)
  2. Obviously, we will be requiring photographic evidence of the rowing top.
  3. PORNOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of the 38dd's would be better =|

    I got the wifey an Android Nexus she loved it soooo much she insisted on getting dolled up in sussies/stockings and making out in the bedroom, then made breakfast wearing the same and added 5" high heels.

    NB: Apart from the android the rest is a fabrication of my hungover mind :-(
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  4. How much money you got?
  5. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    What does she normally charge?

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  6. For a change my Mrs actually liked her present, which makes a change. Tried a bit harder this year as she didn't appreciate the axle stands she received last year.

    Enough of that, though, back to the 38DD's...

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  7. If you have to ask you cant afford :)
  8. You mean you gave her the instructions on how to use the trolley jack you gave her this year. You old romantic you
  9. I've got 37p and a button, how much will that get me?
  10. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    I was just trying to work out if I had it in change...

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  11. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    all I wanted was a pair of filled stockings with some lace on top, until they turn up I'm not letting her near my sack :)
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  12. What sort of button?

    bought nothing got nothing so win win really :)
  13. Cadbury's chocolate, if my niece goes to bed soon I might be able to pinch a whole bag.

    That's worth a bit of stocking clad leg at least....
  14. For 37p you can have everything as long as I can watch ............................. a decent film at the time, as for the button is it a mushroom or a coat and would klitz not like first dibs on it being the skiprat he is:)
  15. Not unless 38DD refers to her kneecap size it isn't. Photographic evidence of the rowing top is what's required. :)

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