So apparently my mouth is a vagina

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  1. So today I pop along to the doctor who diagnoses me with oral thrush to go along with the manflu I am suffering from. What the fuck is going on in this world.
  2. I had a mate get Oral thrush in Canada after chewing on a dirty slags minge. Unfortunetly he's passed away now, not sure if the oral thrush had anything to do with it.
  3. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Bloke I went to sixth form with got gonorrhoea in his eye after going down on a particularly filthy scutter. We didn't take the piss much at all...
  4. Did he rape her or was he just a bit insistant? You know, sort of like suprise sex at a party.
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  5. Steroid inhalers as used in asthma are a common cause or oral thrush. If you have to use one ask your GP for a spacer which helps prevent it. If you have been with a scutter then start wheezing and pretend you have asthma.
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  6. Smear Canesten on your tongue and keep away from dirty women's front bottoms for a week.
  7. Youve had a cock in your mouth then?
  8. What the doc actually said was "You're a cunt".
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  9. I refuse to speak without a lawyer present.

  10. Why, is it someone's birthday?
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  11. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Mate of mine got thrush attack up his nose - we didn't take the piss at all...
  12. Is that like Visual Aids?
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  13. Don't worry, you're in good company. There's plenty on here who talk like cvnts :)
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  14. Well in that case,the missus must have her arse hole for her mouth.judging by the shite it spews.heh,her vagina,haven't seen the cunt for months.