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So apparently my mouth is a vagina

#1
So today I pop along to the doctor who diagnoses me with oral thrush to go along with the manflu I am suffering from. What the fuck is going on in this world.
 
#2
I had a mate get Oral thrush in Canada after chewing on a dirty slags minge. Unfortunetly he's passed away now, not sure if the oral thrush had anything to do with it.
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
So today I pop along to the doctor who diagnoses me with oral thrush to go along with the manflu I am suffering from. What the fuck is going on in this world.
Bloke I went to sixth form with got gonorrhoea in his eye after going down on a particularly filthy scutter. We didn't take the piss much at all...
 
#5
Steroid inhalers as used in asthma are a common cause or oral thrush. If you have to use one ask your GP for a spacer which helps prevent it. If you have been with a scutter then start wheezing and pretend you have asthma.
 
#14
Well in that case,the missus must have her arse hole for her mouth.judging by the shite it spews.heh,her vagina,haven't seen the cunt for months.
 

Schaden

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
Two questions invariably spring to mind when this happens..

A. How the fuck did you get that???

B. Why would you tell anyone???
 

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