Snow White.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by toffeewrapper1, Jan 26, 2013.

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  1. Snow White arrived home one evening to find her home destroyed by fire. She was especially worried because she'd left all seven dwarves asleep inside. As she scrambled among the wreckage, frantically calling their names, suddenly she heard the cry: "Villa for the Cup."

    "Thank goodness" sobbed Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive!"
  2. Being a Villa fan is never a laughing matter. I know as I speak from many years of experience, unfortunately!
  3. Snow White thought Seven Up was a lemonade until she discovered Smirnoff Vodka.
  4. Didn't she also think that cunnilingus was an Irish airline until she drank Smirnoff?
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