Any one have fond memories of Snow Queen. I'll start the "Snow"ball (geddit?) rolling. In 1991 whilst with the TWA (teenyweenairways. AAC to the ignorant) 15 soldiers were at various stages of ineptitude on the nursery slopes around Oberjoch/Unterjoch when one of our number (a REME) got pi55ed off with the little boxheads who seem to have been born on the slopes. He decided to do a banzai down the slope to try and show the Germans we were good. He was getting upto a remarkable speed when he collided with an old man who was skiing some distance further on down (the slope was pretty empty). The old man was still attired in ski clobber you would expect to see in The Heroes of Telemark and was on his arse shouting in German at our hero. Our hero, meanwhile, was on the deck writhing in fcuking agony. Typical squaddie humour. The rest of us were pissing ourselves. An instructor then called out the Ski rescue who decided to call out a rescue chopper. Then the real fun began. All and sundry were watching as if this was some novelty. Our man was on the ground in agony and all we could do was carry on laughing as we made our way down the slope to the bar. Another one is that later on that week on an empty slope 5 soldiers all managed to veer towards a lone tree in the middle of said slope. Why?