Snotty-nosed kids

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  1. Where have all the kids with a double motorway of pus-coloured smeg slithering from their nostrils to their upper lips got to ? Has medical science moved us to a snot-free universe ? I think an explanation is necessary.
  2. Your observation is flawed I saw loads at the village fete today
  3. Wet wipes were invented. No more gobbing into a hankie for parents. Just wipe and chuck in a bin.
  4. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    They're in the same place as white dog turds.
  5. Actually that was a bit of a daft question to ask when we are being governed by a pack of snotty-nosed kids.
  6. you just have to hit them harder
  7. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    make them sniff cornflour - works wonders but its a bugger to shift afterwards