Snotty-nosed kids

Where have all the kids with a double motorway of pus-coloured smeg slithering from their nostrils to their upper lips got to ? Has medical science moved us to a snot-free universe ? I think an explanation is necessary.
Your observation is flawed I saw loads at the village fete today


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They're in the same place as white dog turds.
Actually that was a bit of a daft question to ask when we are being governed by a pack of snotty-nosed kids.


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make them sniff cornflour - works wonders but its a bugger to shift afterwards

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