A Sargeant Major on the range was trying to teach a new recruit the art of being a Sniper. SM "Right look through the telescopic sight, what can you see"? R "I can see your house, Sir"! SM "Your a little to far to the right, past the targets, but what else can you see"? R "I can see your Wife, through the bedroom window lying on the bed"! SM "What else can you see"? R "I can see the CO getting on top of her and his behind going up and down"! SM " OK, 5 rounds fire, fire".