SNIPER TRAINING

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by BANDSMAN69, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A Sargeant Major on the range was trying to teach a new recruit the art of being a Sniper.
    SM "Right look through the telescopic sight, what can you see"?
    R "I can see your house, Sir"!
    SM "Your a little to far to the right, past the targets, but what else can you see"?
    R "I can see your Wife, through the bedroom window lying on the bed"!
    SM "What else can you see"?
    R "I can see the CO getting on top of her and his behind going up and down"!
    SM " OK, 5 rounds fire, fire".
     
  2. I like it............a lot
     
  3. Only 5 rounds?