SNIFFER DOG

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  1. A BLOKE IS WALKING IS DOG IN THE PARK,IT BREAKS FREE OF THE LEASH AND RUNS OFF.THE DOG CHARGED ACROSS THE PARK BOWLING OVER A WPC ,WHO WAS ON PARK PATROL.
    WHEN THE MAN CAUGHT UP WITH HIS DOG HE WAS CON FRONTED WITH THE SIGHT OF A WPC ,FLAT ON HER BACK AND HIS DOG SNIFFING HER LADY BITS .
    I AM SO SORRY HE SAYS ,ITS OK SAYS THE WPC YOUR DOG HAS REMINDED ME I HAVE LEFT THE STN WITH NO KNICKERS ON I,LL GO BACK AND PUT SOME ON .
    ITS A LONG WAY SAID THE MAN LET US HELP,LET THE DOG HAVE ANOTHER SNIFF OF GRIMSBY DOCKS AND HE WILL RUN BACK TO THE STN AND RETREIVE THEM FOR YOU
    OK SAID THE WPC AS SHE LIFTED HER SKIRT THE DOG HAD A SNORT OF MINGE AND TOOK OFF ,TO RETURN 15MINS LATER WITH THE DESK SARGENTS BOLLOCKS IN HIS TEETH.