Sneezing

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  1. orificecadet

    orificecadet War Hero

    Why does pulling nose hair with tweezers make one sneeze? Why does sneezing feel so good yet pulling nose hairs feel so bad?
    Answers on a well wiped post.
     
  2. You've been drinking haven't you?
     
  3. orificecadet

    orificecadet War Hero

    I might have had a glass or 4 of fine a crianza rioja, reduced heavily in Sainsburys but never the less...
     
  4. orificecadet

    orificecadet War Hero

    Oh and incedentally did you know you only breathe through one nasal hole at a time? Try blocking one off at a time and you'll see one is much easier than another.
     
  5. theloggie

    theloggie Old-Salt

    Does it work even if you have a cold?
     
  6. orificecadet

    orificecadet War Hero

    even more so, try it!
     
  7. Off to the Arrse hole you pointless humans.
     
  8. Flasher

    Flasher Swinger

    Did you know you can't sneeze with your eyes open. When i was told this completely useless fact i never thought i would have the opportunity to use it UNTILL NOW!!
     
  9. i just slip it into conversation when i hear HMS Random coming into port
     
  10. MISS_WHIPLASH

    MISS_WHIPLASH Swinger

    When I tweek my nasal hairs it makes my eyes water, its never made me sneeze. As for sneezing with your eyes open, its supposed to be impossible as your eyes would fly out of their sockets. Try it and see, or not see :twisted:
     
  11. steptoe

    steptoe Old-Salt

    If you look at the sun (our star not the rag) it makes you sneeze too.
     
  12. FritzTheCat

    FritzTheCat Old-Salt

    Just makes me unable to see for a bit.

    but it's quite true about not being able to keep your eyes open when you sneeze, I had to sneeze while driving up the M1 the other day and it nearly killed me and about 4 other car drivers - I think this might have been caused by some additional effect when you sneeze, such as massively violent contortions and arm twitches.
     
  13. Flasher

    Flasher Swinger

    While sneezing particles of snot are blown from the nose at up to 100mph.

    Yet another interesting fact about sneezing.

    I really need to get out more!!!!
     
  14. bigdick

    bigdick Crow

    I just tried it and it made me sneaze !

    So.

    I tried plucking some anal hair and I let rip a 7-second fart.

    I pulled some pubes and pissed myself

    I like to learn something new every day and this day has been special