That sounds good, unless we find out you were 38 stone when you were 19!We all get shouted at:
at 78yo and the same weight as when i was 19, cycling for my morning swim will get me many plaudits from the local uni peeps, my best response to a coupl of very large lady swimmers was "eighty eight".
en-passant if it is a couple, i call out 'nice tits', or a lone male 'Beef!'
is there any other way to handle an insult to my male-ness?