Sneering at fat people.

[TamtamPWRR]

British mother nearly 'squashed to death' when obese woman hit her on waterslide at Turkish hotel | Daily Mail Online

Doesn't picture the fatty, but ******* hell imagine being taken out by a salad dodging lardarse nearing terminal velocity at the bottom of a waterslide...

Force equals mass x velocity. Fucking hell, the poor mum.

 

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Force equals mass x velocity. Fucking hell, the poor mum.

No that's momentum.
But it still means a stopover in the krankhuis courtesy an impatient salad dodger.
Had someone told her there were pies at the bottom of the slide ?

 

[Kirkz]

No that's momentum.
But it still means a stopover in the krankhuis courtesy an impatient salad dodger.
Had someone told her there were pies at the bottom of the slide ?

Probably misheard there were pikey's at the bottom.

 

[Conniesdad]

Probably misheard there were pikey's at the bottom.

Pikeys, pikelets its an easy mistake to make!

 

[mush_dad]

Force equals mass x velocity. ******* hell, the poor mum.

Beaten to it but force = Mass x Acceleration (or deceleration)

Even scarier when you work out the likely Force

 

[ancienturion]

Force equals mass x velocity. ******* hell, the poor mum.

Are you sure?

edited to add: others obviously noticed it as well and beat me to it.

 

[finnisharrse]

Sadly, my wife isn’t on holiday, despite press reports.

 

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Sadly, my wife isn’t on holiday, despite press reports.

Show her that post in context and let us know how you got on.

 

[Solo Dave]

Furious troops blast top brass after taking lessons on healthy eating from obese squaddies | Daily Mail Online

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

@Solo Dave - I've given you a 'Funny' for that though-and let's be brutal about this-it really needs a 'Jeezus H Keerist and all his blind orphans!'.

It needs rendering down to Soylent Green, as does it's immediate CoC for allowing that to contribute to global warming.

 

[bob_the_bomb]

Furious troops blast top brass after taking lessons on healthy eating from obese squaddies | Daily Mail Online

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Presumably the balloons are there to help him stand up again?

 

[bob_the_bomb]

@Solo Dave - I've given you a 'Funny' for that though-and let's be brutal about this-it really needs a 'Jeezus H Keerist and all his blind orphans!'.

It needs rendering down to Soylent Green, as does it's immediate CoC for allowing that to contribute to global warming.

Nah. It's an ingenious way to get round the personnel shortage. Recalculate it based on average weight.

 

[beefer]

Presumably the balloons are there to help him stand up again?

Her

 

[bob_the_bomb]

Her

Aaagghhh! The ghosts of the WRAC still haunt us...

 

[Kirkz]

I now fully comprehend the oft spouted phrase "You look like a sack of shit tied in the middle".

 

[tutankhamun]

Just wondering what the largest uniform sizes actually stocked by man at Q and M are ?

 

[CatsEyes]

I now fully comprehend the oft spouted phrase "You look like a sack of shit tied in the middle".

I'm full of admiration for the ability of that MPT cloth not to rip.

 

[AdminVortex]

Furious troops blast top brass after taking lessons on healthy eating from obese squaddies | Daily Mail Online

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I would

 

[don't tell him pike]

Presumably the balloons are there to help him stand up again?

He’s the biggest fucking balloon of the lot, he’s like a barrage balloon

 

[bob_the_bomb]

He’s the biggest fucking balloon of the lot, he’s like a barrage balloon

It's a 'she', allegedly. And no, not even you would!