Sneering at fat people.

I can remember catching a flight from Brum to Belfast City, one Sunday night. After a leisurely pint in the airport bar, I was one of the last thru the door for my flight. Making my way down the aisle, there was the fat bitch from Hell sat next to the empty space that was to be my window seat.

I was crushed against the window for the whole flight. When we got to the baggage carousel, her husband (yes, she had one) came up to her, and together, they claimed their cases.

Why the fcuk didn't the thoughtless, jack b@stard sit next to her, instead of leaving some poor bugger like me there?
 
I can remember catching a flight from Brum to Belfast City, one Sunday night. After a leisurely pint in the airport bar, I was one of the last thru the door for my flight. Making my way down the aisle, there was the fat bitch from Hell sat next to the empty space that was to be my window seat.

I was crushed against the window for the whole flight. When we got to the baggage carousel, her husband (yes, she had one) came up to her, and together, they claimed their cases.

Why the fcuk didn't the thoughtless, jack b@stard sit next to her, instead of leaving some poor bugger like me there?
I think you already know the answer to that ;)
 
I think the only thing leading to those would be the fact that one day, they might not be able to get off the sofa to get into the kitchen to gorge themselves!
Isn't some scooter based pizza/burger delivery system in place for this?
What next - feedme.com, where somebody comes round and drops morsels of E-number laced stuff into your piehole? (all taxpayer funded, of course)
Then wipemyarse.com, where you just dump and somebody comes around with a karcher, and cleans up your nether regions?
 
Isn't some scooter based pizza/burger delivery system in place for this?
What next - feedme.com, where somebody comes round and drops morsels of E-number laced stuff into your piehole? (all taxpayer funded, of course)
Then wipemyarse.com, where you just dump and somebody comes around with a karcher, and cleans up your nether regions?

Some of them need that already.


Arms not long enough to reach the rusty bullet hole.


Can you imagine what their bumcracks must be like? Polyester stretch pants, inadequate wiping, no showers or baths 'cos they don't fit....


It's horrible really. Think about it.


Go on.


Imagine the besmeared rectum of a really fat woman..... go on.
 
Some of them need that already.


Arms not long enough to reach the rusty bullet hole.


Can you imagine what their bumcracks must be like? Polyester stretch pants, inadequate wiping, no showers or baths 'cos they don't fit....


It's horrible really. Think about it.


Go on.


Imagine the besmeared rectum of a really fat woman..... go on.
Admit it: You're married to that.
 
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Some of them need that already.


Arms not long enough to reach the rusty bullet hole.


Can you imagine what their bumcracks must be like? Polyester stretch pants, inadequate wiping, no showers or baths 'cos they don't fit....


It's horrible really. Think about it.


Go on.


Imagine the besmeared rectum of a really fat woman..... go on.
Go on. I'm nearly there. . . . . And boom! I'm there. Sick all down my best shirt.
 

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The latest news in papers and on the television is the latest vegan type surge because everyone should now be eating fruit and vegetables apparently. the excuse this time is that it will help reduce weight and prove healthier.

It does not ever seem to occur on any of these so called experts that a varied, balanced, diet works.
 
It does not ever seem to occur on any of these so called experts that a varied, balanced, diet works.
..with plenty of fruit and vegetables ;)
 
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The latest news in papers and on the television is the latest vegan type surge because everyone should now be eating fruit and vegetables apparently. the excuse this time is that it will help reduce weight and prove healthier.

It does not ever seem to occur on any of these so called experts that a varied, balanced, diet works.
All a part of the socialist/liberal agenda comrade.

I'm enjoying upsetting Vejanuary proponents with descriptions of my latest deer stalk/rabbit shoot/fishing expedition.
Funny how they think wishing a painful death on a sentient human is OK but having the honesty to kill, prepare, clean & cook your own meat isn't.
 
The latest news in papers and on the television is the latest vegan type surge because everyone should now be eating fruit and vegetables apparently. the excuse this time is that it will help reduce weight and prove healthier.

It does not ever seem to occur on any of these so called experts that a varied, balanced, diet works.
To paraphrase Jasper Carrott, enough salad to choke the cast of Watership Down will not help; the hole at the top is bigger than the hole at the bottom.. Plus, the 'salad' bar at Pizza Hut with it's plethora of dairy-based toppings is not what anyone should base their diet on.

A sustainable balanced diet is the way forwards, not suddenly becoming a salad muncher once you're a fat wobbling mess.
 

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