SNCOs Mess kit

Discussion in 'Sappers' started by Holdfast, Jul 29, 2007.

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  1. Is there anyone out there who requires a set of RE SNCO's Mess kit? Or who knows someone who does. Going very cheap. :D
     
  2. is it made from budgie feathers then :?: :wink: :?: :wink:

    check pm's mate.
     
  3. what are the sizes?
     
  4. holdfast.

    check pm's.

    cheers.
     
  5. I could be interested if the current owner is 42" chest, tending towards generous 34" waist and 6' tall without knuckles dragging on the floor.

    Judging from the kits sold on eBay, there aren't many in the Corps that fit this description.

    But with only an anticipated 5 or 6 future outings, cheap is a major consideration.
     

  6. Woah fella tell me its not for you 8O 8O 8O
     
  7. .........you stand more chance of bangin' yer butt off the moon than our Knacker getting in the Mess!!
     
  8. Knockers always in a mess!!!! :wink:

    He did ask about sizes but seeing it's Fat Barstewards size, he said it was to small for him. :D :twisted:
     
  9. Harsh mate 8O

    Yet fair :headbang: :wink:
     
  10. I do try and be impartial :D :roll: :wink:
     
  11. A conversation overheard in Burtons in Glasgow recently went something like this:

    Knocker... " Have ye got a suit tae fit me son?"

    Salesperson..." If we have sir then some f*cker is getting the sack!"

    Need I say more ?
     
  12. This as gone to a "Pick on Knocker" thread.

    Great, keep them coming :D :twisted:
     
  13. Mate whats going on, :?
    surely he cant be working :D
    he should have replied by now knocker are you ok are you alive are you in prison 8O :?
    Im guessing prison but definately not working 8)
     
  14. just check for you mate
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    no arrse still has a hole in it. :D :D :D :D
     
  15. come on lets get it right.....................nottingham. :wink: :D :wink: :D