Snakes with Tits!

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#1
The whole ******* lot of you!

My recently ex wife decided to show up and see the kids, after 6 weeks without seeing them, wankered.

Told the kids to"Tell Daddy I still love him" and the usual bollocks. Now I must admit should have taken advantage of this and knocked her back doors in, but being a nice guy didn't.

When she sobers up it's a whole different story. She can't stay, blah blah blah.

Today she is due to go back to her cave, cus I let her stay, and my youngest wanted to come to work with me. No problem me thinks, I then get the tit's and tears about how she is trying to make an effort and wants to be with the kids and why don't they want to be with her. Well I wonder ******* why!!!!!!!

To all women in the same situation, stop manipulating kids minds and don't send mixed messages to them.

Hope you all get Ebola!

Have a nice day!

Woooossaaaaahhhhhhhh
 
#2
If she's pissed can you not engineer a little 'accident'??
 
#3
If she's pissed can you not engineer a little 'accident'??
So much for the bonds of sisterhood eh BB67?? Or are you perhaps an "anaconda with tits"?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#4
I am to nice for my own good!
 
#5
Next time she turns up pissed, arrange a quick hard fall down the stairs. Just remember to dust off the boot print from her back before the cozzers turn up
 
#6
C'mon, we need to know the reason behind the split before we can
issue statements of support or give her a slagging! The Booze??

Got any intimate Piccies, might as well go public, now it's in the
Public Domain, you know you want to!
 
#7
So much for the bonds of sisterhood eh BB67?? Or are you perhaps an "anaconda with tits"?

What ******* sisterhood? Any bitch who uses her kids as a weapon deserves a shoeing.... unless said kids are mongs, because God MADE them to be weapons, hence the super human strength and missile-deflecting foreheads!
 
#10
Wow, sounds like you need to practice an 'Time to end this bullshit' IA drill.

There were some interesting Amazon product reviews floating around these forums yesterday that might help you make a superior choice of tools.

And don't forget, avoid chalky areas, its backbreaking work!
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
get her pissed with a few temazies the stick asleep in the lounge while you go out in disgust with the kids, meanwhile while you were out she was cooking you a surprise dinner, meat in the oven, vegon the hob. light some candles in the lounge and turn the gas rings on under the various pans of veg etc... but dont light them, leave doors open

a few hours later you can claim the house as well :)
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
or let her fall asleep pissed in the path with her feet up around the taps
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#14
C'mon, we need to know the reason behind the split before we can
issue statements of support or give her a slagging! The Booze??

Got any intimate Piccies, might as well go public, now it's in the
Public Domain, you know you want to!
No piccies I'm afraid. The reason being is that I like most of you on here and you don't deserve it.

Reason for split? Don't leave yourself logged on to Facebook! And if you do delete messages.

Not me by the way!

I never get the chance.

Even Jarrod has stopped offering me favours!

I need a hug!

Or a blow job!
 
#16
or let her fall asleep pissed in the path with her feet up around the taps
The path? Better wrap the garden hose around her neck for good measure too.

Oh and bigbird67 - everybody loves the mlaaring mongs who if it wasn't for human rights we could unleash on Her Maj's enemies! Floreat mongtonia!
 
#17
I could be persuaded on the Blow Job, however, palms would need to
be crossed, 1s 5d should cover it.
 
#19
Poor lamb...

No piccies I'm afraid. The reason being is that I like most of you on here and you don't deserve it.

Reason for split? Don't leave yourself logged on to Facebook! And if you do delete messages.

Not me by the way!

I never get the chance.

Even Jarrod has stopped offering me favours!

I need a hug!

Or a blow job!
 

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