Snakes w/t1ts at it again...

#1
The devils! trying to sneak this past just days before Christmas when the guard is down and the eggnog has been truly spiked..

Monday, Dec. 21 is - International Orgasm Day..

FFS! Can't they just leave this alone?.. Here we are trying to accept the myth that God re-invented himself in a baby and they're pushing this other myth on us under the radar...

devils, devils, I say..!!
 
#2
You obviously have problems in the bedroom as the vast swathes of women I have pleasured have all had screaming orgasms. When you're with me, every day is International Orgasm Day.
 
#3
Flashman07 said:
You obviously have problems in the bedroom as the vast swathes of women I have pleasured have all had screaming orgasms. When you're with me, every day is International Orgasm Day.
Nope thats laughter not screaming, now when their with me you hear screaming, well not really, the black tape stops them.
 
#5
Bin there dun that.
 
#6
Don't know what it is with women - I never have a problem
 
#8
oh, you sad, deluded fool, Markintime..

they don't need you..that's what dildos and lesbians are for...you're just there to loan your Visa/Mastercard/Paycheque to get them 'warmed up' ahead of time...
 
#10
Rocketeer said:
you're just there to loan your Visa/Mastercard/Paycheque to get them 'warmed up' ahead of time...
Yep....god was deffo a woman. :D

Will someone educate me about posting markintime's and rocketeer's comments in one post, haven't a clue how to do it. :oops:
 
#11
scarletto said:
Flashman07 said:
You obviously have problems in the bedroom as the vast swathes of women I have pleasured have all had screaming orgasms. When you're with me, every day is International Orgasm Day.
Nope thats laughter not screaming, now when their with me you hear screaming, well not really, the black tape stops them.
I'm not saying that I dont gut them and take their pancreas' afterwards though.
 
#12
jarrod248 said:
RearWords said:
Markintime said:
Typical women! They want the orgasm but we have to provide it for them. :D
Funny that....god must have been a woman. 8)
You are so ancient and dried up a marrow on amfetamine couldn't make you have an orgasm.
Ahhh where have you been Jarrod I've missed you. My posts were starting to look lonely without your contribution.
 
#16
scarletto said:
Flashman07 said:
You obviously have problems in the bedroom as the vast swathes of women I have pleasured have all had screaming orgasms. When you're with me, every day is International Orgasm Day.
Nope thats laughter not screaming, now when their with me you hear screaming, well not really, the black tape stops them.
These are much better than the tape....

Still leaves the gob free & she cant bite either! :twisted:
 
#18
Flashman07 said:
You obviously have problems in the bedroom as the vast swathes of women I have pleasured have all had screaming orgasms. When you're with me, every day is International Orgasm Day.
Which reminds me, did you know that there are 4 distinct types fo female orgasm?

No. 1 - the Religious:
"Oh god oh god oh god........."

No. 2. - The Positive:
"oh yes yes YES!..........."

No. 3 - The Negative:
"Oh no no no............"

No. 4 - The Fake:
"Oh Flashman Flashman Flashman............"

:D
 
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