Snake!

#1
An Australian sheep farmer was puzzled at the disappearance of sheep on his farm.

After a few weeks of sheep disappearing the farmer decided to put up an electric fence.

This is what he found! .....




 
#8
Rowums said:
Depends if I'm allowed to bring Steve Irwin for backup.
You can't beat him for sheer stupid bravery...

"Wow! this is the most deadly poisonous snake on the planet! unbelievable! nobody has ever seen one and lived to tell the tale!!! Let's f*ck around with it for a bit!!"

Proceeds to tackle it with a small twig from nearby flimsy bush, before picking it up by the tail and swinging it around his head.
 
#18
'Rowums'
Was thinking of the same use of the stupid ozzy tw*t myself, but struggling with the one finger typing......................
 
#19
There was a game played by some cadets at Shrivenham a couple of years ago. Every time one of the group met an Australian they'd ask the question; Steve Irwin; god or national disgrace? (No other answer was permitted.)

If I remember correctly the poll (if you can call it that) returned a resounding verdict in favour of 'national disgrace'.

Is he a saviour of the environment, committed to the well-being of the southern hemisphere's reptilia? Or just a cnut?
 

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