Snake!

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  1. J_D

    J_D LE

    An Australian sheep farmer was puzzled at the disappearance of sheep on his farm.

    After a few weeks of sheep disappearing the farmer decided to put up an electric fence.

    This is what he found! .....


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  2. FFS....

    I'm shittin' myself, but seem strangely drawn to keep looking at it.....
     
  3. For all we know the picture could have been of a very tiny snake taken by a camera with a very powerful zoom.
     
  4. J_D

    J_D LE

    You wanna take your chances in person with that thing?
     
  5. Depends if I'm allowed to bring Steve Irwin for backup.
     
  6. J_D

    J_D LE

    Wouldn't that Aussie rambling on put you off watching the snake going for you?

    Still, good luck with that :wink:
     
  7. No you misunderstand. I'd feed Irwin to the snake, then while it's distracted I'd knock it out with a spade.
     
  8. You can't beat him for sheer stupid bravery...

    "Wow! this is the most deadly poisonous snake on the planet! unbelievable! nobody has ever seen one and lived to tell the tale!!! Let's f*ck around with it for a bit!!"

    Proceeds to tackle it with a small twig from nearby flimsy bush, before picking it up by the tail and swinging it around his head.
     
  9. I have one like that in my trousers.
     
  10. J_D

    J_D LE

    Don't confuse maggots with snakes my dear :wink:
     


  11. I bet you would complain if you had it on your nose as a wart.
     
  12. Look at the shape... that aint no sheep in there - that's human!!!
     
  13. Why have i got a compelling urge to stick my willy in it's mouth ??
     
  14. Was thinking that too! That bulge is massive
     
  15. I want to cut it open and see what it had for lunch...... does that make me a bad person?