Snake vs Kitten

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  1. Just read about this in the Currant bun online: sick bastard feeds a kitten to python etc...what a twat. Videos on you tube, I haven't watched it but flagged it as sick, hopefully be taken off soon. Views please?
  2. Link? Kitten for the win!
  3. And if it didn't win, I'm going to masturbate on your corpse!
  4. Hey! Even snakes gotta eat! And as they don't got arms, they don't do self-service.
  5. Brrrrrmmm. All aboard the outrage bus!
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  6. Sixty

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  7. Oh yeah super, but it would have been so much better if it had been off it's tits on the tram ranting about foreigners before the snake ate it.
  8. To the hole............................
  9. You can come and watch my 4 inch snake spitting salty love travellers.
  10. 'Kitten'? I'd have been interested if it had been a bunny.

    A Playboy Bunny.
  11. It's not sick.

    It just takes ages to digest, following which it it will regurgitate undigested bones and fur, etc.
  12. How do you know it's sick then?

    You're a fucking quim.
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  13. Some people just know. They don't need proof, reason or logic, because they live in a different dimension. They just know. This "hunge" or "tickling spidey sense" is often followed by a tap on the nose and a few winks.

    They know. They do. They just know.
  14. What I know, just know, is that an Albino Burmese Python (Python Christmas: Youtube) hasn't shat on my front lawn 5,000 times. Well, I think I know.