snake misses bear grylls and bites producer

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Grumblegrunt, May 1, 2013.

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  1. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

  2. Fuck me, that's gotta hurt!
  3. Brufen and two days light duties. Any more and he's swinging the lead.
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  4. Excused boots maybe?
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  5. That is a pretty nasty example of a Necrotic venom snake bites. I've seen a couple of examples of this: both blokes were bitten on the hand and have lost small bits of fingers (one is a very senior TA officer) I'd guess that shot was taken after the affected tissue has been debrided. He was lucky not have lost his foot.
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  6. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    they've grafted some new skin to it apparently but it doesn't look to be taking to well going by the recent pic out there.
  7. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    No snake involved, Bear's sordid little foot fetish got out of control.
  8. Bloody hell.
    Must have been some fangs on the snake......
  9. Was he wearing thongs (flip-flops) at the time? Surely a sturdy pair of boots would have saved him plenty of agony.
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  10. Didn't tape his feet before going on the hills. You know what they say about taping your feet before you go on the hills? "Tape your feet up before you go up there them hills", is what they say.
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  11. Keep a good eye out for deadly snakes is an even better idea.
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  12. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    seeing as you're down that way can you sneak up to the get me out of here and pop a couple in ant and decs caravan for us
  13. Its not only the poison you have to worry about, its the aftermath. Assuming you've survived the initial bite that is.
  14. Living in Australia you understand this. Europeans however.......
  15. Yep a pair of RM`s will do in most cases , good enough for Maj Hiddins