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Mmm, could be a starter before the main course of roasted Mole.
Just keep an eye on tonight I cooked.
Talking of edible foods did anyone see that twat on the telly the other day on some quiz programme? Q What animal does Venison come from?
Contestant answers, "Ostritch".
It's true, honest, it's a sad state of affairs.
There's millions of the feckers in my gardens, big brutes too. Every morning without fail, there's one stuck on the garage door. The LHCO shovelled up a whole stack of them and turfed them down the drain at the back of the house, which is now blocked.
That is slugs, and they just go pop.Horrible slimy bags of snot.
Give the snail a shake, it obliges by tucking itself into its shell, and hey presto- ballistic snail.