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Snail infestation

"Do not climb", hur hur....
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Mmm, could be a starter before the main course of roasted Mole.
Just keep an eye on tonight I cooked.
Talking of edible foods did anyone see that twat on the telly the other day on some quiz programme? Q What animal does Venison come from?
Contestant answers, "Ostritch".
It's true, honest, it's a sad state of affairs.

Ostrich does not taste like venison at all. Closest taste to ostrich in my opinion is veal. Tasty roasted.
 
There's millions of the feckers in my gardens, big brutes too. Every morning without fail, there's one stuck on the garage door. The LHCO shovelled up a whole stack of them and turfed them down the drain at the back of the house, which is now blocked.

get yourself a snailbat, lots of fun in a morning launching them as far as you can.
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Helpful hint, don't try using a wooden bat as it tends to destroy the snails on impact rather than send them any distance
 
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