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Snail infestation

#1




Snails have invaded and taken over Brighton and Hove. I didn't know she had her own army !!!
 
#2
They are everywhere...

 
#5
This is not the thread I thought it was :)
 
#7
There's millions of the feckers in my gardens, big brutes too. Every morning without fail, there's one stuck on the garage door. The LHCO shovelled up a whole stack of them and turfed them down the drain at the back of the house, which is now blocked.
 
#11
There's millions of the feckers in my gardens, big brutes too. Every morning without fail, there's one stuck on the garage door. The LHCO shovelled up a whole stack of them and turfed them down the drain at the back of the house, which is now blocked.
Why don't you eat them?
WHICH GARDEN SNAIL IS EDIBLE?
 

Gout Man

LE
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#14
H
Mmm, could be a starter before the main course of roasted Mole.
Just keep an eye on tonight I cooked.
Talking of edible foods did anyone see that twat on the telly the other day on some quiz programme? Q What animal does Venison come from?
Contestant answers, "Ostritch".
It's true, honest, it's a sad state of affairs.
 

Stumpy4154

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
Sluggy gets about a bit, clearly.
She's not doing too badly, especially for someone with fucked hips.
 
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