Smudge the dirty racist?

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  1. So i've heard his username pop up a lot how has it come about him being a ''Dirty racist''?8O
  2. He called Ravers a Gibson's
  3. He doesn't like footiball, what do you expect?

    Plus, he had a go at Jarrod, when he found out
    that Jarrod had a bigger one than he had......
    ............Merc, that is!
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  4. Fucking hate racists, the dirty South Walian twat!
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  5. As to "Dirty" I've no idea how often he Washes.
  6. Me and Smudge were due to have a civil partnership but he's gone now.
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  7. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    I did what?
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  8. So you'll know if he was dirty or not Ja?
  9. I heard he got blood poisoning from a piercing he had.
  10. He was outed as a ginger Welshman, during all the laughing and pointing at him that ensued he became outraged and exploded into a frenzy of hysterical postings, in some of which he called us "fucking English bastards". The mods took umbrage with this and (quite righty) banned the dirty racist Welsh bastard.
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  11. (Wah shield up)Link? (Wah shield down)
  12. The thread was binned on account of a few other threads that had attracted unwanted attention around that time threatening legal action due to racist & homophobic comments.

    incidentally, he was not called Smudge due to his surname being Smith, it was on account of his pitiful excuse for eyebrows atop his piggy eyes on his sallow ginger face.
  13. The dirty sheep shagging bastard.
  14. Quite clean and handsome but a bit portly.
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