smoking tabs not guns

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by desmond, Dec 4, 2009.

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  1. Having been a smoker for approx 49 years, very heavily too on occasions
    on the 20\ oct\09 i thought f uck it. Too dear. I must have left buckets of
    phlegy shIt up peny fan dance. I now feel quite well. But my question is
    (when does one stop feeling, you are drowning in your spittle on occasions) and also when do you blast up the last shred of shiite lung cover. phlegging it out on a bus looses my urbane credence. swallowing
    the crud is a no no, gobbing into tissues also can be a probo if one has
    none. anyone know when it ends.
    edited. cos i typed f uck it too dear and i know jarrod can be an eagle eyed pedant. bless.
  2. Quitting has not made you anymore coherent has it?
  3. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    So that's what came out after you edited it for fear of the spelling and grammar nazis?!
  4. Maybe he was in the pub?
  5. two or three weeks
  6. I'll have to try accessing Arrse from my phone. Might turn predictive text off though.
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Takes about 6 weeks before you can wake up in the morning without a death-rattle, but it'll come back the very second some smelly b'stard smoker goes within 600ft of you.
  8. Anyone can stop smoking. It takes a man to face Cancer.