smoking is really bad for you

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
especially this fella - Passenger decapitated after tumbling off train as he tried to secretly smoke a cigarette | Mail Online

'A rail passenger was decapitated after being dragged along underneath a Tube train which he had fallen out of while smoking a cigarette.The 52-year-old man is believed to have forced open the emergency exit doors between carriages on a late-night Metropolitan Line Tube train between Chorleywood, Herts, and Chesham, Bucks.
Police said that he fell through a gap and, after tumbling onto the track, he was dragged along at 50mph, gruesomely severing his head from his body.'

on the other hand, at least its one way to quit...
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#2
Gosh. The attrition rate among entirely sober late night tube travelers is alarming, eh?
 
T

trowel

Guest
#3
At 52 this dipstick is old enough to have produced children and possibly grandchildren. How sad for the rest of us.
 
#4
[video=youtube;rX7wtNOkuHo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo[/video]
 

Zen

Old-Salt
#5
Dying for a cig? Well he was!
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#6
#7
A rail worker who was on the Tube train at the time of the death, said on an online forum: 'A passenger who was smoking between the carriages on the train slipped and fell onto the tracks while the train was moving at 50mph.
'He was subsequently dragged to Chalfont and Latimer and decapitated.
I thought the penalty was a fine or, at worst, imprisonment.
 
#9
Horror: The man was killed after falling from a Metropolitan Line tube train while smoking a cigarette
Coo! Hammersmith is on the Met Line now.
 
#11
Coo! Hammersmith is on the Met Line now.
If you didn't already know, whilst Hammersmith is not on the Met line, it is on the Circle line now.

That is, since the Circle line became non-circular.

As it is, the met-line-between-carriages thing is pretty precarious as it is, the line up that way is like a fucking rally track too. Complete bellend though, no idea why he couldn't just smoke out the window like the rest of us, and had to clog up the entire line with a delay for an hour. Selfish cunt.
 
#14
Now which Arrser is it that has the sig "Nothing is fool-proof to the expert fool!"
Proof right there I think.

Still not all smoking is bad, while getting stung by a gang of killer.........well quite naughty wasps, burning 20 B&H helped to calm the situation! Then I set fire to the shed and killed the lot!
 

jarrod248

LE
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#15
Now which Arrser is it that has the sig "Nothing is fool-proof to the expert fool!"
Proof right there I think.

Still not all smoking is bad, while getting stung by a gang of killer.........well quite naughty wasps, burning 20 B&H helped to calm the situation! Then I set fire to the shed and killed the lot!
That'd be Monty.
 
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How dare you all take the piss! I went smerkin' tabs with this wonderful bloke whilst hanging off the back of a cross-country tram to the top of Mount Kilimanjaro. He was a proper good egg, good to his mother, sank the Belgrano, and actually was on the balcony... And he was really the one who took out Moonraker!

Bet you all feel foolish now! Not fit to polish his shoes, etc.

zzzzzzz.
 
#19
They do it faster over in Germany.
A couple of months ago there was an incident at Passau station. Guy gets out of the ICE to have a quick fag, train doors close, starts to move off. He tries to run after it and grabs the door, gets pulled off the platform and under the wheels.
Should have read the packet "Smoking can kill"
 

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