Smoking: Is it always a bad thing?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by LEFTY478, Jun 9, 2008.

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  1. Smoking: Is it always a 'bad' thing?

    I give you...

  2. Its cool, its hard and it makes your nob bigger
  3. I don't think the cure will be expeditious enough in this case; we should be telling them how wonderful smack is and supplying tinfoil gratis. Perhaps a crash course in crystal meth would help cleanse the gene pool a little. :wink:
  4. Come on, don't those kids look "wack"
  5. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    What deSTAB said. But can we cut their junk first? Drain cleaner, rat poison, cyanide. Something like that.
  6. The fat one looks like Chief Wiggam. I'd pay to see the parents.
  7. Bit harsh on Chief Wiggam if you ask me!

    I'm all for the crystal meth or cyanide plots however! :twisted:
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I thought Crack and Crystal Meth WAS designed to thin out the lower end of the gene pool?

    It's worked wonders in the US.
  9. I suspect smoking had a lot to do with them ending up that way. Mummy really should have quit when she found out.
  10. Nah, their mother obviously didn't smoke enough. They were born alive ffs
  11. I wanted to give up once and came on here for advice.

    Best advice I was given was "why, only faggots are quitters"

    Therefore I continue my vile habit and laugh in the face of those that scorn me.

    Chavs should be encouraged to move a few steps further and experiment with crack, H and cyanide snorting.
  12. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    i gave up smoking about half a year ago now and all i can say is i'm definitely feeling better :D

    so don't give in - but give up ;)