You don't seem bright enough to make it as a successful career criminal, still, I'm sure you'll make lots of new friends in prison.
You may want to practice sticking your fist up your ar$e now, you don't want to get caught crying on your first big date.
Another well-observed thread with a link to current affairs or HM Forces. How thoughtfully crafted, how cunningly worded, so the reader is drawn into a whirlpool of conflicting thoughts and ends up doubting his own sanity...
Alternatively just don't smoke in the bus station.
But as an aside, what about the army of snoopers that is being touted to capture on video those who light up illicitly? Wouldn't the money be better spent on real policemen and women?
Give up smoking and save Â£150 a month (if you're a 20 a day tabber). Rather than being unemployed sat in your stinking council house with your stained grundies eating microchips and rustlers burgers, watching Jeremy Kyle and wandering if you could appear on it, you could be better off, healthier and still employed - go figure.
I don't smoke mate - NEVER have. We have one non-smoking pub here and thats where I go - when the smoking ban comes in I'll have more choice - may even start to use the local just a 5 min walk there and 20 mins back. I refuse to go anywhere where people smoke.