Smoke me a kipper !!!!

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by saintstone, Apr 8, 2009.

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  1. This Friday, Dave is showing a special 3 part series at 21:00, with the other 2 episodes being shown on Saturday and Sunday, with a "making of" being shown after the final episode. (Being re-posted due to the crash earlier)
     
  2. Here's a bit more on it.

    Red Dwarf

    Looking forward, cant wait. :D
     
  3. Smeg!


    That remote control is MINE ALL MINE!!! :lol:
     
  4. But according to Space Corps Directive 592 that might not be possible
     

  5. Space Corps Directive 592?

    "Small mammals are not to be placed down a crew members underpant"?

    I don't see the relevance? :roll:
     
  6. Why does it not surprise me that you knew that one? :wink:
     
  7. Space Corps Directive 592 "In an emergency situation involving two officers of equal rank, superiority will be granted to whoever can program a VCR" underpants at this point being preferred to be present anyway
     
  8. SCD #592 actually states; "Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights."
     
  9. I think SCD #1742 applies to you!


    Edited for more appropriate SCD
     
  10. I believe you'll find that SCD 349, sir.
     
  11. Which amendment are you using? AL4 v6.7?
     
  12. AL4 v6.7? But everyone knows that particular amendment was lost in a spacetime rift created by a fault with the Chocolate Vending Machine.
     
  13. "This Red Dwarf is the best ever. I enjoyed the breaking of the 4th wall and the lack of laughter track"
    [Lie mode canceled.]

    Sme...sme...smeeeeee-heeeeeee.....smeeeeegggg-heeeaaaaddd!
     
  14. Final one tonight