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This Friday, Dave is showing a special 3 part series at 21:00, with the other 2 episodes being shown on Saturday and Sunday, with a "making of" being shown after the final episode. (Being re-posted due to the crash earlier)
 
kimmi851 said:
kes1 said:
Smeg!


That remote control is MINE ALL MINE!!! :lol:

But according to Space Corps Directive 592 that might not be possible


Space Corps Directive 592?

"Small mammals are not to be placed down a crew members underpant"?

I don't see the relevance? :roll:
 

kes1

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The-Lord-Flasheart said:
kimmi851 said:
kes1 said:
Smeg!


That remote control is MINE ALL MINE!!! :lol:

But according to Space Corps Directive 592 that might not be possible


Space Corps Directive 592?

"Small mammals are not to be placed down a crew members underpant"?

I don't see the relevance? :roll:

Why does it not surprise me that you knew that one? :wink:
 

kimmi851

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The-Lord-Flasheart said:
kimmi851 said:
kes1 said:
Smeg!


That remote control is MINE ALL MINE!!! :lol:

But according to Space Corps Directive 592 that might not be possible


Space Corps Directive 592?

"Small mammals are not to be placed down a crew members underpant"?

I don't see the relevance? :roll:

Space Corps Directive 592 "In an emergency situation involving two officers of equal rank, superiority will be granted to whoever can program a VCR" underpants at this point being preferred to be present anyway
 
SCD #592 actually states; "Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights."
 
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
SCD #592 actually states; "Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights."

I think SCD #1742 applies to you!


Edited for more appropriate SCD
 
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
SCD #592 actually states; "Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights."

I believe you'll find that SCD 349, sir.
 
Excognito said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
SCD #592 actually states; "Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights."

I believe you'll find that SCD 349, sir.

Which amendment are you using? AL4 v6.7?
 
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Excognito said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
SCD #592 actually states; "Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights."

I believe you'll find that SCD 349, sir.

Which amendment are you using? AL4 v6.7?

AL4 v6.7? But everyone knows that particular amendment was lost in a spacetime rift created by a fault with the Chocolate Vending Machine.
 
"This Red Dwarf is the best ever. I enjoyed the breaking of the 4th wall and the lack of laughter track"
[Lie mode canceled.]

Sme...sme...smeeeeee-heeeeeee.....smeeeeegggg-heeeaaaaddd!
 

maguire

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hmm... it's had it's moments but no really laugh out loud ones up to now. and I'm speaking as a fan before anyone says owt.
 

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