Smithy V the AMS and the World.

#1
Smithy, Please post all your angry moments in here and stop clogging up the other threads.

Thank you
 
#3
we can just ignore him if he posts in here!
 
#5
There's a number of issues here, firsty if you dont want to listen to the dross put a block on it if your temptation to open it is so great that you are a very weak willed individual. The second issue is the AMS forum will revert to being the dullest on the site as it has over the last week or so. Does that not tell a story. Get your ODP masks and clogs on or barrack trousers and get your head back on the microscopes. Theres a world out here dont always believe the army line. Dont allow the personality thieves to steal whats left of you limited personalities.
 
#7
smithy749 said:
Dont allow the personality thieves to steal whats left of you limited personalities.
My personality has deteriated over the years to such a point, that I now materbate frantically at the sight of any pretty female I see, anywhere I see them. To that, I am now awaiting sentencing for thrapping a quick one off whilst watching the local schools girls under 13 hockey team...............so I may yet get promotion.........probably to Major
 
#8
smithy749 said:
The second issue is the AMS forum will revert to being the dullest on the site as it has over the last week or so.
praise the lord that youve been here to liven things up for us, many moons ago you said that the post that you were writing would be your last, but it hasnt, why not? :roll:
 
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dui-lai said:
My personality has deteriated over the years to such a point, that I now materbate frantically at the sight of any pretty female I see, anywhere I see them. To that, I am now awaiting sentencing for thrapping a quick one off whilst watching the local schools girls under 13 hockey team...............so I may yet get promotion.........probably to Major
I was looking at the AMS ladies hockey team to other day (that’s another story) - note that I did say "Ladies" as they could have come straight from the cast of Little Britain. I guess you don't have to be gay to play - but it helps, especially in the third half!!

I note Smithy doesn’t have an Avatar - perhaps we could suggest one for him? Make him feel welcome and all that PC nonsense.
 
#13
amazing__lobster said:
Is it me, or has Arrse attracted a huge amount of Trolls of late?
A_L, may I suggest that it is not you, bless your heart! :wink: There are a disproportionate amount of Trolls that have joined this forum. It doesn't need livening up (although I suggest that some of these people are one and the same).

It is supposed to be a forum where people can ask professional advice (not googled info spouting from the keyboard of people who then pretend to be experts). If you have anything useful from your professional experience, then feel free to add it. If you are talking cr4p, then don't, because this forum is not designed to confuse.

There are quite a few potential recruits that use this forum specifically to answer their worries. Please can we treat them seriously?

Wanna have fun? Then pop over to the Naafi, or put it in your own thread. Please. :?
 
#14
smithy749 said:
Isn't "Old Chum" a Lib Dem Phrase?????????? stick to jigsaws and art and keep out the public toilets!
Nah mate that would be "Bum Chum"
 
#15
dui-lai said:
that I now materbate frantically

materbate ? Is that pronounced Mate-A-Bate ? In which case that must surely be some foul act involving that poor bloke you share an office with and your trousers at half mast.

9 Bob note ?
 
#16
There are quite a few potential recruits that use this forum specifically to answer their worries. Please can we treat them seriously?

Dont kid yourself and try and make this some official site. If you are looking for a proffession and employment the last place any serious "job" hunter would go is to some rumour site. Have you caught bird flu or something!

So to all those who meet the above criteria ie Top line of this post forget it if youre research is based on this site. Sweep the streets. 'Cause your decision making process is questionable and there are enough of those employed currently.
 
#17
gibson097 said:
dui-lai said:
that I now materbate frantically

materbate ? Is that pronounced Mate-A-Bate ? In which case that must surely be some foul act involving that poor bloke you share an office with and your trousers at half mast.

9 Bob note ?
Speliing was nevver my stongest pont :oops:

And he's my brew bitch........thats all OK :wink:
 
#18
Smithy, I cant belive that you talk such tosh. A lot of kids come on this sight looking for info and advice from people who have been there and done it. I bet you were a top bloke to work for, cnut
 

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#19
smithy749 said:
There are quite a few potential recruits that use this forum specifically to answer their worries. Please can we treat them seriously?

Dont kid yourself and try and make this some official site. If you are looking for a proffession and employment the last place any serious "job" hunter would go is to some rumour site. Have you caught bird flu or something!

So to all those who meet the above criteria ie Top line of this post forget it if youre research is based on this site. Sweep the streets. 'Cause your decision making process is questionable and there are enough of those employed currently.
At least they'll realise that correct spelling is not required in the Army! And as for your grammar, well I'm sure my 9 year old could do better (and he has the advantage of being dyslexic!).
 
#20
smithy749 said:
There are quite a few potential recruits that use this forum specifically to answer their worries. Please can we treat them seriously?

Dont kid yourself and try and make this some official site. If you are looking for a proffession and employment the last place any serious "job" hunter would go is to some rumour site. Have you caught bird flu or something!

So to all those who meet the above criteria ie Top line of this post forget it if youre research is based on this site. Sweep the streets. 'Cause your decision making process is questionable and there are enough of those employed currently.
Did I say that this was a proffession (sic) and employment site? No. This is the part if the ARmy Rumour SErvice titled "Professionally Qualified, RAMC and QARANC". I believe the sub-heading states "Got a legal or medical problem? Post here for some entirely confidential advice."

Whether you want to believe it or not, read through some of the queries and posts from newbies and you will notice that they DO post here for advice- entirely as the title suggests. Sometimes recruitment offices do not know how to answer their queries, so they ask here for professional advice. They come here, precisely for the reason that it is not official, so they would like to know what to expect. Well, that's my opinion anyway.

You sir, need to catch bird flu. But no doubt you will have all the answers as to how to treat yourself and how you will be discharged from the army for it. So you will bounce back. :roll:
 

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