Smirnoff

#1
Any one remember the ads for Smirnoff vodka in the dear dead days when purveyors of strong drink could advertise on the telly ?

The proposition was that the drinker had a sexless, boring and unfulfilling life e,g. "I thought a night in with a good book was the tops, until I discovered Smirnoff"


The takes on that were legion, can any of you recall any to add to the following:-

'I thought Wanking was a town in China, until, etc.'

'I thought Fellatio was an Italian film director ...'

'I thought Cunnilingus flew to Dublin ...'

'I thought Felching was a village near Hastings ...'
 

phil245

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
I thought itchy fanny was a Japanese motorbike.

Snow White thought that seven up was a soft drink until she met the dwarfs.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#3
I thought this was a jokes section.......
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#6
I thought B and T had a sense of humour - until he discovered Smirnoff. Nah. he still hasn't
I would have to snort 3l of the stuff to make that funny.
 
#7
So if we can sue McDonalds for making us fat,
cigarette companies for giving us cancer,

why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly *birds we've shagged???

*delete and insert as you see fit
 
#8
I would have to snort 3l of the stuff to make that funny.
Peace be unto you brother. To be honest, I didn't know whether to put this on the NAAFI or in here, but I genuinely wanted to know if anyone remembered any more variations, having woken in the small hours and suffered the inevitable and illogical thought process of non-sequitors. Like, when you are desperately trying to remember someone's name. It's not important but it bugs you.
 
#9
I thought Puking was a town in China until I discovered Watneys
 
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