When I was a young lad, a couple of post-shite swipes with two sheets of bog-paper would leave me with a ring clean enough to present to royalty. Now, no matter how carefully I part my cheeks when I sit down, it still takes me the best part of half a roll and I still leave a good inch or two of smear in my grey saggy Y-fronts.
Mrs B-T (who has to wash the results) reckons it's my diet of curry and Stella and the fact that my once baby smooth arrse now resembles the double chin of a grossly fat Gorilla who's lost his razor.
Does anyone else find their poo becoming stickier and more dispersed as they grow old?
B-T
Mrs B-T (who has to wash the results) reckons it's my diet of curry and Stella and the fact that my once baby smooth arrse now resembles the double chin of a grossly fat Gorilla who's lost his razor.
Does anyone else find their poo becoming stickier and more dispersed as they grow old?
B-T