SME. What is it?

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  1. I normally pop into the NAAFI for a quick half and never leave but this morning I looked at some other stuff.

    What is an SME?


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  2. Speshul Members Executive, a KoR thing I think.
     
  3. Small and Medium-sized enterprises?

    Unless you mean SMLE?

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  4. [nowah]Subject Matter Expert[/nowah]
     
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  5. That's Mr SMEE to you sunshine....

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  6. A fucking know it all smug cunt usually.
     
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  7. It's a TLA. HTH.
     
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  8. Its a business term referring to not huge corporations who have Sexually Molested Employees.
     
  9. Jarrod would say it's 'Suck My Etcetera'.
     
  10. Small & Medium Enterprise
     
  11. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    LOL
     
  12. Sexy Meringue Enema
     
  13. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Herr Fallschirmjager is nearly right: a SME (where I work at least) is a fucking pretend I know it all smug bluff my way out of it cunt....

    Wordsmith
     
  14. quite the opposite, in my exerience they are usually some WO1 bellend who is utterly unemployable at a regular unit and as such is fucked off to somewhere like the DE&S to cause chaos, ponce shiney stuff off industry and try to not actually kill anyone
     
  15. Depends on the context...

    Subject Matter Expert - overpaid, know all with no accountability.

    Or Small Medium Enterprise - tax sucker business...unlike Voadphone /Amazon actually pay tax, legal backbone of UK business.