SmartWalt.....

#1
A new breed of Walt has arrived....the Smart Walt. This creature flies just beneath the radar, giving people who don't know any better, enough information to make them arrive at the conclusion the Walt wants them to. Not telling lies per se, just leading people to believe the Walt is something special through signs and suggestion. This leaves the Walt effectively blameless as if anything was ever said pinpointing Mittyism, then they could deny it totally by virtue of the fact that they never said they were (whatever it is they are bigging themselves up about......!)
 
#4
Would they maybe sign up to a military message board, lurk for three and a bit years and then post something blindingly obvious and turgidly boring about a subject nobody gives a fuck about as cover for their smart walting?
 
#6
Difficult to separate out a smartwalt from a dumb fuck jumping to conclusions I would have thought....wouldn't stand up in a waltistrates court mate.
 
#7
Some good came from this, I've learned a new word. Curious as to whether this is Tim's latest sock dust-off, I googled "Smartwalt" expecting it to lead straight back to his site, but typed too fast for the google search box and got "twalt" instead.

"A failed attempt to insert a penis into a vagina". I bet Tim knows all about that. Twat fault indeed.....
 
#9
that's where they have the advantage.....a Smart Walt is in fear of discovery, but still has to Walt......in its nature, so does it in a manner that does not arouse suspicion by being very careful of how it Walts and to whom it Walts to.
 
#13
A new breed of Walt has arrived....the Smart Walt. This creature flies just beneath the radar, giving people who don't know any better, enough information to make them arrive at the conclusion the Walt wants them to. Not telling lies per se, just leading people to believe the Walt is something special through signs and suggestion. This leaves the Walt effectively blameless as if anything was ever said pinpointing Mittyism, then they could deny it totally by virtue of the fact that they never said they were (whatever it is they are bigging themselves up about......!)
..........................................then he uttered "mattabooboo".

"Nothing Yogi", replied Boo Boo.
 
#16
Fuck all wrong with smart walting.

If you're out with mates and trying to pull, keep zip about the Army. Somebody else will mention it at some point, providing you with the opportunity to say nothing and appear special and mysterious.

Obviously you also need to look the part, or the assumption will be that you were a TA chef or RAF reg waster.
 
#17
A new breed of Walt has arrived....the Smart Walt. This creature flies just beneath the radar, giving people who don't know any better, enough information to make them arrive at the conclusion the Walt wants them to. Not telling lies per se, just leading people to believe the Walt is something special through signs and suggestion. This leaves the Walt effectively blameless as if anything was ever said pinpointing Mittyism, then they could deny it totally by virtue of the fact that they never said they were (whatever it is they are bigging themselves up about......!)
I've just realised that you are talking about Cuddles.
 

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