Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Tobers, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. 77 seems a bit much for the Paras.
  2. BMI of 31.2. Be honest, what you really want is join the SAS. The parachute regiment is just a stepping stone.

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  3. You don't actually need to be that fit to do P Company, it's just one of those myths that gets put about...
  4. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Bore off you Fat Cnut!!
  5. Hey PRT, do you have any advice for a 49yr old asthmatic who knows how to carry a log and who has always dreamed of wearing a smock? I burned my own beard off with a blow torch so I reckon I've got the staying power required.
  6. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Fcuk yer KOtB Make your RV,s learn French and get off the Treadmill, you know you want to do the fan Dance...
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  7. I see you are in your 'Help' mode today, pity poor Rtheman when you get a shitty on!

    By the way, I get paid today, just thought I'd let all the little Rug Rats know that it's
    Pay Day................fcuking paupers!
  8. Oi Arters, can you lend us a tenner? x
  9. So what? I get paid EVERY ner ner ne ner ner.
  10. Once a fat man always a fat man, its in your greedy, idle genes.
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  11. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    But do you Slam yer tabs in Salute and Say your number.............. Thought Not Crow
  12. Yea, fair point. It really takes the gloss of the shed load of money every week.
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  13. What's a crow, heartface?
  14. Show us yer dong and yer on.

    Ssssh, so do I, great innit!
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  15. Blue Giros don't count you mong!!