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Smart come backs

#41
looney said:
saintstone said:
looney said:
saintstone said:
Moodybitch said:
darbs said:
This was quoted to me by a para, now i know they are good but i would really like a smart come back if anyone can think of one.

""Rather my sister a whore than my brother a craphat""
There is no comeback. In a para's eyes you are either going to be'

a) A craphat and therefore insignificant
b) A civvy and therefore insignificant
c) A doris and therefore insignificant

You've lost even before you've had chance to think of a comeback.

Never mind eh.
That's you shit out then.
Which one are you Saintstone.
I was the top one, looney, and proud of it. Nothing detrimental to the Para's, but wasn't really my cup of tea, sorry.
So why have a go at a bird who is going out with a para?
Looney, it's a joke, I have spoken to Moody in the past, during the Nimby campaign and I'm quite sure she'd take the remark as a joke and give back as good, if not better, than I've posted on here.
 
#43
saintstone said:
Moodybitch said:
darbs said:
This was quoted to me by a para, now i know they are good but i would really like a smart come back if anyone can think of one.

""Rather my sister a whore than my brother a craphat""
There is no comeback. In a para's eyes you are either going to be'

a) A craphat and therefore insignificant
b) A civvy and therefore insignificant
c) A doris and therefore insignificant

You've lost even before you've had chance to think of a comeback.

Never mind eh.
That's you shit out then.
Yep, too true.

I wouldn't even try and think of a comeback because;

a) I couldn't pass P Coy. Unless tits and tears actually works up at Catterick.

b) I'm too busy getting the tea on and washing my rons.


:D
 
#44
looney said:
If you need help to think of a smart comeback to what a Paratrooper says then you have already lost. Blue skys.
I concur. Although the same applies to anyone, not just Para's. The whole point of a comeback is that you say it straight after the other persons comment. Saying it 5 minutes later let alone 1 or 2 days just makes you look like a cnut who has had to go round asking people what to say!

Oh, hang on, thats just what you have done !!!
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#45
Spot the paras . . .
 
#51
Moodybitch said:
Lick my hairy ring, you pedantic old git. :D
Pedantic - check.
Old - not! <cough>
Git - check

Have we met? :)

As for the offer of doing a dhobie I'll ask the missus. Pretty sure she'll say "no" but get wiping just in case. Leave it hairy I can floss whilst I'm down there.

The good lady wife will now read this and crucify me. A bit.
 
#53
Just keep repeating the pharse back to him Les Dawson/Alan Partridge stylee. "You like Rodger Moore and your brother wears a cravat?" and so on and so on. Eventually he will tell you to fuck off ... or hit you, but either way, you would have won the battle of the words and live to fight another day.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#54
Moodybitch said:
skintboymike said:
Paras suck tramps' cocks for big macs. How's that?
'Paras do it at the drop of a hat'

How's that?
Usually when they bend down to pick it up again - like soap in a prison shower.
 
#55
Moodybitch said:
saintstone said:
Moodybitch said:
darbs said:
This was quoted to me by a para, now i know they are good but i would really like a smart come back if anyone can think of one.

""Rather my sister a whore than my brother a craphat""
There is no comeback. In a para's eyes you are either going to be'

a) A craphat and therefore insignificant
b) A civvy and therefore insignificant
c) A doris and therefore insignificant

You've lost even before you've had chance to think of a comeback.

Never mind eh.
That's you shit out then.
Yep, too true.

I wouldn't even try and think of a comeback because;

a) I couldn't pass P Coy. Unless tits and tears actually works up at Catterick.

b) I'm too busy getting the tea on and washing my rons.


:D
You'd be surprised how easy some P Coy staff are swayed!
 
#56
jack-daniels said:
Moodybitch said:
saintstone said:
Moodybitch said:
darbs said:
This was quoted to me by a para, now i know they are good but i would really like a smart come back if anyone can think of one.

""Rather my sister a whore than my brother a craphat""
There is no comeback. In a para's eyes you are either going to be'

a) A craphat and therefore insignificant
b) A civvy and therefore insignificant
c) A doris and therefore insignificant

You've lost even before you've had chance to think of a comeback.

Never mind eh.
That's you shit out then.
Yep, too true.

I wouldn't even try and think of a comeback because;

a) I couldn't pass P Coy. Unless tits and tears actually works up at Catterick.

b) I'm too busy getting the tea on and washing my rons.


:D
You'd be surprised how easy some P Coy staff are swayed!
I know, it's how you passed it wasn't it?

:D
 
#57
Moodybitch said:
jack-daniels said:
Moodybitch said:
saintstone said:
Moodybitch said:
darbs said:
This was quoted to me by a para, now i know they are good but i would really like a smart come back if anyone can think of one.

""Rather my sister a whore than my brother a craphat""
There is no comeback. In a para's eyes you are either going to be'

a) A craphat and therefore insignificant
b) A civvy and therefore insignificant
c) A doris and therefore insignificant

You've lost even before you've had chance to think of a comeback.

Never mind eh.
That's you shit out then.
Yep, too true.

I wouldn't even try and think of a comeback because;

a) I couldn't pass P Coy. Unless tits and tears actually works up at Catterick.

b) I'm too busy getting the tea on and washing my rons.


:D
You'd be surprised how easy some P Coy staff are swayed!
I know, it's how you passed it wasn't it?

:D
It was, they said ''JD you're the biggest tit we've ever seen in Depot - Pass!''
 
#58
Moodybitch said:
Harry_Monk said:
Biped said:
Spot the paras . . .
Are there any, I would of thought they would have problems doing the registration for the site :p
No problems doing your missus though. :D
Yea I know, she told me how shite they were 8O

Moodybitch said:
PS; It's 'would have' not 'would of'

Thicko
Are you a YoS (EW) or Supervisor Radio as previously known? Thats the sort of comments they make
 
#60
Was your sister known as the whorse?
 

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