Smallest Penis Contest

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by liz_the_nurse, Nov 9, 2005.

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  1. erm... were they really *that* small?

  2. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    And they all have huge tits.
  3. Medman....Your Busted! :lol:
  4. OH MY F****ING SWEET JESUS????????????????

    NO F*****G WAY!!

    I thought id had a couple of small ones in the past but f*****G hell!!!

    and rofl at like a c**** but smaller rofl rofl
  5. Ha, nice vagina.

    Wait... There was a willy hiding in that un-necessary bush?!
  6. Not very small c0cks so much as very large clits.

    I defy any woman to look one of those poor b@stards in the eye and say lovingly and soothingly, "It's OK, baby, size doesn't really matter"with a straight face.

    Thank God the Tankie's hung like Seabiscuit.
  7. ROFL!!

    I didn't even know it was possible for anyone to be that small!!

    No but now I can at least say to someone 'Don't worry you're not the smallest I've seen!'
  8. Wey hey!!!

    <calls upstairs to wife>

    "See I told you i was hung like a horse !!"
  9. I would never lie like that!!
  10. Jeremy beadles got a tiny little c0ck...

    but on the other hand it looks quite big .....

    boom boom

    taxi for shortfuse.
  11. That's how I like my women. Smallest penis as possible. Biggest tits you can have.

  12. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I liked it!!
  13. :lol: :lol: I had to watch it more than once.........

    You couldn't say its like a cock but smaller mainly because you couldn't bloody see anything!

    FFS Ive seen bigger clits!

    Ach girls wouldnt you just laugh if someone came at you with that? :roll:
  14. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    You mean those aren't normal?! :oops: