Smallest Penis Contest

Auld-Yin

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#3
And they all have huge tits.
 
#4
Medman....Your Busted! :lol:
 
#5
OH MY F****ING SWEET JESUS????????????????

NO F*****G WAY!!

I thought id had a couple of small ones in the past but f*****G hell!!!

and rofl at like a c**** but smaller rofl rofl
 
#7
Not very small c0cks so much as very large clits.

I defy any woman to look one of those poor b@stards in the eye and say lovingly and soothingly, "It's OK, baby, size doesn't really matter"with a straight face.

Thank God the Tankie's hung like Seabiscuit.
 
#8
ROFL!!

I didn't even know it was possible for anyone to be that small!!

No but now I can at least say to someone 'Don't worry you're not the smallest I've seen!'
 
#10
TankiesYank said:
Not very small c0cks so much as very large clits.

I defy any woman to look one of those poor b@stards in the eye and say lovingly and soothingly, "It's OK, baby, size doesn't really matter"with a straight face.

Thank God the Tankie's hung like Seabiscuit.
I would never lie like that!!
 
#14
:lol: :lol: I had to watch it more than once.........

You couldn't say its like a cock but smaller mainly because you couldn't bloody see anything!

FFS Ive seen bigger clits!

Ach girls wouldnt you just laugh if someone came at you with that? :roll:
 

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#15
You mean those aren't normal?! :oops:
 
#16
mereminx said:
:lol: :lol: I had to watch it more than once.........

You couldn't say its like a c*** but smaller mainly because you couldn't bloody see anything!

FFS Ive seen bigger clits!

Ach girls wouldnt you just laugh if someone came at you with that? :roll:
Oh really????? Tell us more 8O

:D

I think I removed a bigger object from that area when I had my shaving accident
 
#17
A walnut whip!

I wouldnt call it a flossy either because you can have fun with that, it has much more nerve endings, well you know the female willy part anyway! :lol:
 
#18
SuperTrooper said:
mereminx said:
:lol: :lol: I had to watch it more than once.........

You couldn't say its like a c*** but smaller mainly because you couldn't bloody see anything!

FFS Ive seen bigger clits!

Ach girls wouldnt you just laugh if someone came at you with that? :roll:
Oh really????? Tell us more 8O

:D

I think I removed a bigger object from that area when I had my shaving accident
What and go off topic?

Couldn't possibly thats a completely different thread! :twisted:
 
#19
babyblue said:
A walnut whip!

I wouldnt call it a flossy either because you can have fun with that, it has much more nerve endings, well you know the female willy part anyway! :lol:

8O Blue I can not believe you edited the word Clit out!!!!!

Female willy? WTF?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#20
I will add Minxy educated me on this one!! I couldnt possibly use those words, I thought female willy was better than "sticky out bit" or "man in the boat"

:wink:
 

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