Small world

Was catching up with old Sqn muckers at the Army Navy, when I heard a good 'small world' tale.

MA takes his missus to America to do some horsey touring in the desert.
They overnight in a small 'one horse' town, when one of the locals hears their accent and suggests they probably know the town sheriff, as he's from England too.

MA has to point out that, yes although the UK is small compared to the US, they don't know everybody living there (or HM Queen either), but that it would be nice to meet their English sheriff.

Only turns out that the sheriff is his oppo CY, formerly of 9 Sqn and 59 Recce Troop.

Small world indeed.


Another small world tale from the AvN.

I was in a bar with about 20 others that I'd invited from various times in my life/career.

It turns out that an old familly friend, who is ex RMP SIB, had arrested the mates of another friend of mine attending (ex RE) years ago for something they'd done, and was silly enough to get caught for.
Sorry. Thought the thread was about something else...


My God, that's my uncle Jimbo, bastard owes me a fiver.
He can only pay you back three at the moment, because he's a bit short.
I had a cracking experience of a hand job and a blowy from a midget once. Your cock looks like a pringles tube with a hand grenade on top of it in their hands. Brilliant.
Pictures! Or it never happened. You know the drill


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Midget porn or we wont believe you, I agree with Matt...

And what the fuck is an 'RE'... when its at home..?
An RE is someone who wears the same capbadge as in your avat................. oops sorry ;-)
Toyah Wilcox - there's a blast from the past. I'd have loved to smash her back doors in when I were a lad back in the 80's. She's a bit old and wrinkled these days, but any hole's a goal I suppose.
I imagine it tastes much the same ^_~
Vinegar flavoured cock, now there's a thing. I admit I have savoured the occasional vinegar flavoured minge, although one bird I knew had a minge that smelled of crab paste. Small world innit?


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I served in Germany and so did Elvis Presley

Small world indeed
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