Small World

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  1. Small world

    A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa
    and goes to live with a tribe there.

    He spends years with the people, teaching them
    to read, write, and the good Christian ways of
    the white man. One thing he particularly stresses
    is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not fornicate
    or commit adultery!

    One day, the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen
    gives birth to a white child. The village is
    shocked and the chief is sent by his people to
    talk with the missionary. 'You have taught us
    of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black
    woman gives birth to a white child. You are the
    only white man that has ever set foot in our
    village. It doesn't take a genius to figure out
    what has been going on!'

    The missionary replies: 'No, no, my good man.
    You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural
    occurrence - what is called an albino. Look over
    there to your fields. You see a field of white
    sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one.
    Nature does this on occasion.'

    The chief pauses for a moment then says, 'Tell
    you what, you don't say anything about the black
    sheep, and I won't say anything about the white