Small Penis

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by _007_, Jan 30, 2008.

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  1. Is it true that the Moderators on arsse all have a small penis and if all their dicks were cut off and laid end to end it would only measure 4 inches ?
  2. If you have an issue with the site moderation, why not man up and say so in the open?

    Or just go elsewhere?
  3. :? :? :? WTF?

    That would probably still be 4 inches more than yours though eh? :wink:

    Whats up? Have you been told off for doing something naughty and now you're having a strop?
  4. I’m not a MOD, but I do have a small penis, however I can lick my eyebrows which seems to compensate
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Whereas you have and are a cnut?
  6. MDN can’t even touch the sides of my colon
  7. I'm just relieved that its the Mods that are in question here and not me. I have a difficult enough time pulling the ladies without these sort of rumours getting spread around.
  8. Is that because your colon has seen so much action Goku?
  9. I don't have an issue.

    This is the NAAFI numbnuts, it's where you can post things for a laugh etc etc.

    If you didn't like the topic why post ?
  10. Was that aimed at me???????????
  11. I hear that MDN's willy is half an inch long but 15 inches wide....
  12. Watermelons just don’t do the trick anymore
  14. When are you going to make us laugh then?

    And its not true, my coc.k was big enough to choke your mum on.
  15. I have a hamster I can lend you. :twisted: