Small penis contest - watch this to make you feel like a man

I think most women could watch that and feel like a man. How small does a c*ck have to get before it is classed as a clitoris :?

I feel considerably horse-like in the genital area in comparison. :D
We had a gunner in Cyprus with the regiment I wa sattached to who was so well hung he reckons that he went to se the MO one day and the MO said "W........T, you're the only man in the British army with bucking muscles". I don't know how true it was but he always said so .
Now everybody's seen my C cup....damn....damn....damn!!!!!
I let the wife watch this and then told her how lucky she was to have me. She still laughed.
Wonder why.
Where's me pills?
Amazes me how any of them can actually get any. The guy with the C cup apparently has had a girlfriend for 8 years, it won't even touch the sides.

Also noticed a distinct lack of black men in the contest, what they say must be true then.
That is proper fcuked up. We all have problems with cold water or maybe nerves, but them guys are proper screwed. Fair play to them for attempting to get them out for an audience, that showed balls, even if the deed itself didn't.
I think there is a technical term for that - it's micro penis. How unlucky was the dude who also lost a bollock? Seriously what's the point of going on??
Their must be some serious technical issues for "getting it on" for the fat blokes. You can just about figure out how some skinny blokes could get away with it, but most of them seriously. Even if they didn't have that problem how does it extend past the blubber?
I met a bloke recently who was in a bike accident and lost half of his junior hammer. He was still sporting more than them cnuts and his missus hadn't left him.

That'd just make you wanna cry every day!
SparkySteve said:
I have an amazingly small flacid penis, and a just below average erect penis.
Im happy.
Aparantly there are two types of penises. Growers and Showers. You must be a grower. However, just because somebody seems to have a big flacid c0ck, it doesn't mean it then triples in length when it gets hard. Some people's d!cks don't get much bigger when they get hard wheras some people's nobs triple ... so I'm told.

I bet them guys in the vids can't have sex. As for the guy who lost a bollock, well it wouldn't really make a difference if he had both anyway.

There was a black man in there also ... well indian anyway.

Oh and "micro penis" cannot be the "technical term" ... can it?


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Look guys, we ALL know, size is not important. I am always being told that. that by the girls that I see just the once.
i bet i,ve got the biggest bollocks on here !!three days post snip and i can,t fit my plums into my boxers at the moment.i think i,m changing colour as well cos they,re a darker shade of black!!they are making my massive flaccid dick look pretty normal! :wink:

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