Small Glass Tree with Smaller Glass Presents. Ends 14/12/12

Discussion in 'Christmas Auctions' started by Grownup_Rafbrat, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    What's not very tall and would look nice on a shelf, mantlepiece or window ledge? This auction item kindly donated by theoriginalphantom!

    small glass tree photo by theoriginalphantom | Photobucket

    He will confirm the exact height later, but in the meantime, please feel free to start bidding!

    The lot includes postage to UK or BFPO address.

    The auction will run until
    Friday, 14th December at 1600 hours (UK Time)

    All proceeds to Holidays4Heroes.
    By bidding or taking part in the auctions in any way, you agree to abide by the Auction Rules.
  2. The tree is roughly 10 inches long.

    let the jokes begin
  3. I'm saying nuffink.
  4. I'll give you £20 if you post a photo of it is ******* hideous.
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  5. I'm not smashing the snail, however you are right, she's hideous.
  6. Fair one, just bruise it and I'll still kick in £15.
  7. Just point at me. That will be a bruise.
  8. **** off, from what I hear it's like looking straight at the sun........burn your retina out.
  9. You're mean.

    Ask anyone who has met me if I bruise like a peach if anyone or anything goes near me.

    I nearly put a plate, knife and fork into someone's head in the Mess in the Falklands for "digging me in the ribs".

    It's a Xylophone, not a chest!!!!!!
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  10. Bowmore_Assassin

    Bowmore_Assassin LE Moderator Book Reviewer

  11. Bowmore_Assassin

    Bowmore_Assassin LE Moderator Book Reviewer

  12. Is that a counter bit, or cumulative to my £20?
  13. Bowmore_Assassin

    Bowmore_Assassin LE Moderator Book Reviewer

  14. Class, I'l make it £30 if you video the event and post it.

    £250 if you use some properly ******* spectacular pyro to get it done, no shortcuts and I want the option of calling on HB to do the post-pyro verification.
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  15. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    So that's £50 (£30 from Banker and £20 from Bowmore_Assassin) to see video of the smashed tree.

    Or £250 if someone can blow it up properly. Where's Horsa's No. 1 Fan and her Pyrotechnic skills when you need her???