Slurry pervert is jailed for two years

#2
He's been doing it for years, I had a clip from the West Briton in 2005. That time he managed to set fire to a barn & kill a cow...
 

jarrod248

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#3
When officers found him he was covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, and was surrounded by tissues.



Were the tissues soiled?
 
#4
As soon as he hits prison he is planning to start a "dirty protest"
 
#6
Perhaps he was using the tissues to clean up the slurry and mud? :rofl:
 
#7
and that is justice? You can half kill a stranger, steal a car, burgle a house, fiddle £1000s on benefits and not see the inside of a prison cell. Have a w4nk next to a cow and hey presto - 2 years inside.

I'm not into that sort of thing myself (I prefer horses) but it sounds pretty harmless really, I mean, exactly who is his perversion hurting?
 
#8
Now the question is... will he get his slurry factory stretched whilst doing porridge....
 
#12
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allgone2ratsh1t

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#13
At least it wasnt something as infectious as dogshit. Or catpiss. Rather grow ginger than that.
 
#15
This is fucking outrageous, if a man can't roll around in the shit having a wank, it's a sad day for Britain. Next they'll be banning kids from wanking under the desk at their English teacher... it's wrong I tell you... wrong.
 

B_AND_T

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#16
As they say, "there but for the grace of God" yadda yadda yadda!
 
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